You know Jamie Dimon is breathing a sigh of relief. He probably wanted to get rid of that oxygen thief a while ago but didn’t want to deal with the lawsuit.
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Deloitte 1
Hahaha oxygen thief.... Good one
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Sr. Mechanical Engineer 1
Meanwhile...they would likely refuse to hire a 45-50+ white male, who would get 4-6x the work done...every single day..
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Deloitte 3
SBA1. Go get the team its lunch
Senior Manager 2
How does one achieve this build?
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Consultant 1
One needs to live the lifestyle of Sumo, minus the strength, skill, and discipline.
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Consultant 2
Imposing the expectation that corporate executives not steal public property is evidence of the white supremacy and patriarchy inherent in late stage capitalism. This is exactly the reason why the role of DEI executive is the most important job at Chase.
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Associate
Author
It's too bad the employees at Chase will now be denied struggle sessions like this in her absence...
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Consultant 1
Wow. I actually was convinced this was AI. What a slob this human is.
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VP 1
It's so hard to accessorize one's executive office.
Especially with a trashcan large enough to hold a day's worth of takeout boxes and candy wrappers.
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Managing Director 2
JPM really making headlines these days huh
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Associate
Author
She got hired as an executive director at Chase with an Associates in Arts and Crafts
Nice, I didn't know that was possible
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VP 1
I worked at JPMC Investment Banking years ago.
This makes me sad.
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IBM 1
Yes.
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Director 1
Looks like a DEI
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Managing Director 1
Is this real?
Senior Manager 1
Yeah there’s a video online. Believe it or not there’s people cheering her on in the background.
Deloitte 1
Why am I not surprised at this... She was probably going to put it in her corner office.
Death by a thousand layoff rounds. If the goal was to destroy trust, crush morale, and keep everyone looking over their shoulder, it’s a masterclass. McKinsey’s culture is at rock bottom
Laid off after 10 years at D, replaced the whole team with USI. They are negotiating exit packages with me (it is not that great- 12 weeks plus insurance for the same 12 weeks) anyone ever successfully get more severance?
Thanks
You know Jamie Dimon is breathing a sigh of relief. He probably wanted to get rid of that oxygen thief a while ago but didn’t want to deal with the lawsuit.
Hahaha oxygen thief.... Good one
Meanwhile...they would likely refuse to hire a 45-50+ white male, who would get 4-6x the work done...every single day..
SBA1. Go get the team its lunch
How does one achieve this build?
One needs to live the lifestyle of Sumo, minus the strength, skill, and discipline.
Imposing the expectation that corporate executives not steal public property is evidence of the white supremacy and patriarchy inherent in late stage capitalism. This is exactly the reason why the role of DEI executive is the most important job at Chase.
It's too bad the employees at Chase will now be denied struggle sessions like this in her absence...
Wow. I actually was convinced this was AI. What a slob this human is.
It's so hard to accessorize one's executive office. Especially with a trashcan large enough to hold a day's worth of takeout boxes and candy wrappers.
JPM really making headlines these days huh
She got hired as an executive director at Chase with an Associates in Arts and Crafts Nice, I didn't know that was possible
I worked at JPMC Investment Banking years ago. This makes me sad.
Yes.
Looks like a DEI
Is this real?
Yeah there’s a video online. Believe it or not there’s people cheering her on in the background.
Why am I not surprised at this... She was probably going to put it in her corner office.
Thankfully
I like her orange helmet