Don’t waste your time on this company - Anonymous employee Alchemer Employee Review

1.0
Sep 5, 2018
Anonymous employee
Recommend
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Pros

On paper, SurveyGizmo sounds like a great place to work. If you get an offer letter, you’ll think you have it made with all the little perks and what not, including: - Good location (right in the middle of Boulder with walking trails, restaurants, breweries, shops, etc. nearby) - There are some really great people there (emphasis on “some”) - Pays well and benefits are pretty good - Dog-friendly office - Stocked kitchen and beer fridge - Bicycle rentals - Free massages - Discounts on tickets to various locals events and attractions - Free parking - Flexible hours - Casual dress code (however, this can be a negative with people walking around without shoes or quite literally in baggy sweatpants). But don’t get too excited about that stuff just yet...

Cons

There are so many cons that outweigh the pros. I’ve listed many of them below, but I highly suggest going farther back in the reviews and not only reading past negative ones but also reading the former CEO’s condescending and rude responses that seem to make a mockery out of the concerns raised in the posts -- I wish I had. They give a pretty good sense of how management feels about employees. - They got a new interim CEO that completely changed the marketing strategy immediately and laid off the entire department (except the manager) due to the previous strategy “not performing.” As mentioned previously, that department included someone who was moved out to Colorado for the job and then laid off two months after moving. - The executive team has a very “my way or the highway” attitude, although they act like they want ideas from the organization; and they are often extremely unprofessional (including one executive using the r-word in a meeting to describe a client with whom this exec was on the phone mere moments before). - They hire people with experience in their role and then don’t listen to their expertise whatsoever. - There is a massive lack of opportunities to grow and advance your career in any way. - There is blatant favoritism from management, but no one seems to care about that. The “boys club” comment in the previous review is beyond accurate. If you even remotely rock the boat or question a decision, you’re kicked out of the inner circle. - Management can say they “care about their employees” all they want, but they wouldn’t blatantly disregard employees’ thoughts and concerns if that was the case. - Many people are not respectful at all, and they only care about being friendly when they need something from you. But people outside of your department often do not care about or have any respect for your time or priorities. - The company hosts all-company “huddles” every other Thursday, and employees can anonymously ask questions to the executive team via a survey beforehand that are answered during the meeting. On a disturbing amount of occasions, people’s questions are just ignored or the answers beat around the bush because the executives clearly can’t be legitimately transparent with their employees. - There is a LOT of micromanagement. You’re basically just going through the motions everyday without putting any critical thought as to WHY you’re doing something or how it could be made better.

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Pros

Great opportunities to grow your career in a fast paced, exciting industry.

Cons

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Alchemer Response
1mo
Thank you for taking the time to share your experience. We’re thrilled to hear that you’ve found strong career growth opportunities at Alchemer and are enjoying the fast-paced, exciting nature of the industry. Supporting our employees’ professional development and creating an environment where people can grow is incredibly important to us. We appreciate your feedback and are glad to have you as part of the team.
3.0
Jun 26, 2026
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Pros

Great people in the sales organization.

Cons

The product team and some in leadership are disconnected from the market. Probably aren't the right people to grow Alchemer, especially in the AI age. New products don't work and are delivered a year behind schedule. Tough to hit the target when you have nothing to sell.

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Alchemer Response
2w
Thank you for sharing your experience and for your continued dedication to the sales team. We hear your concerns about product delivery timelines and alignment with market needs; these are challenges we take seriously and are actively working to improve.
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