Lo! 'Tis Computershare I Fear: A Poem About The Dreaded Calls Centre - Customer Service Representative Computershare Employee Review

1.0
Sep 6, 2018
Recommend
CEO approval
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Pros

Behold! I'm glad to see That I'm not the only one who hates this place. My fellow comrades feel the same, and as such, we band together Uniting through headset headaches, cranky callers and end-of-day fatigue Only to do it all again tomorrow, Journeying to hell and back on the cramped yet free bus. But still, I have made friends, and at least this means That I am not alone.

Cons

Yet this second part is yet much bleaker Although we are coached, we barely learn How to deal with aggressive, angry callers Because some people have real problems. And we get stuck on the phones at two minutes to five, And pay the price of sunlight for money, literally And get marked down on calls for such foolish things That don't even make sense. Hark, 'tis this I hear? The glorious sound of a promotion bonus? Ha! Of course not, this is folly They are screwing with our heads, I fear. After all, we are human answering machines And machines are mechanical, lifeless things. I wonder to myself, is this is what I would have become Had I stayed a week longer there.

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2.0
Jun 23, 2026
Recommend
CEO approval
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Pros

Current upper management does not care about employees career progression or well-being in the slightest bit Ability to be stuck in a role for 15 years with a pay raise every few years if the CEO is feeling generous around the holidays after gambling on horses

Cons

It's been noted in many reviews before but there is a lot of language being used in office locations that is ableist, sexist, and racist Re-think office layouts, outdated workflows, and the fact that there are no sick days offered to full-time employees in many countries

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