Granted this is a office for technical people to solve technical issues in, but the PC you get to do your job on can't even run the primary software you need to do your job? (It does come overloaded with porn, though. True story!) Just a couple examples of first week hazing for you.
The theme for how management "motivates" you, is putting the less liked or favored (too old? not hip enough?) new recruits too far behind the 8 ball to ever thrive or succeed via dirty tricks and withholding any and all support. Think that creates an atmosphere of stress and hostility?