Alchemer reviews

3.2

45% would recommend to a friend

(160 total reviews)

Marty Mrugal

62% approve of CEO

44% positive business outlook

Alchemer has an employee rating of 3.2 out of 5 stars, based on 160 company reviews on Glassdoor which indicates that most employees have a good working experience there. The Alchemer employee rating is in line with the average (within 1 standard deviation) for employers within the Information Technology industry (3.9 stars).

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160 reviews
1.0
May 10, 2024

Alchemer: A Company in Crisis

Recommend
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Pros

The only glimmer of positivity lies in the remnants of the culture established before the current CEO took the helm. The allowance for employees to work from home one day a week, and if you're lucky, two days, is a small consolation amidst the turmoil.

Cons

The CEO's arrogance knows no bounds, creating an atmosphere where employees are made to feel like disposable pawns rather than valued contributors. It's abundantly clear that, regardless of your title or tenure, you're just another replaceable cog in the wheel of the CEO's grandiose ego. This toxic attitude permeates the company, with whispers of discontent echoing behind closed doors. If you dare to question or challenge the leadership team, you're swiftly shown the door. Dissent is not tolerated, and those who don't toe the line are pushed out without hesitation. Furthermore, the CEO surrounds himself with lackeys whose sole purpose seems to be protecting his unprofessional behavior rather than effectively fulfilling their job responsibilities. This results in a leadership team that is more concerned with maintaining the status quo than driving positive change or supporting their employees.

1.0
Jun 20, 2023
Recommend
CEO approval
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Pros

- The voice of the customer space is a truly unique opportunity to influence how other tech companies build great products and interact with their customers, especially where customer experience or product roadmap is concerned. It's also an opportunity to network with customers from all different industry verticals and to learn more about how different verticals influence business operations. - The majority of ICs and people I worked with day to day were lovely human beings with good intentions, just trying to do their best. - I personally have a new baseline for what it means to work in a toxic organization.

Cons

- The GTM teams are in an exceptionally difficult position, selling an overpriced low quality offering into an oversaturated market. Sales quotas are unrealistic and the product is difficult to support as it is riddled with tech debt and constant performance/stability issues. The product itself is an over glorified Google Form that is a web of Marketing Spin, but you can't put lipstick on a pig. Developing any new feature or product takes years and bugs are never fixed. At SKO this year, when asked about how to set customer expectations for the thousands of bugs that were piling up in the backlog, the leadership team openly said — You don't, we don't fix bugs if the customer isn't that important to us or a priority for the business. All SaaS products end up with some sort of perpetual defect backlog, but Alchemer's list of dirty laundry is far past acceptable for any reasonable consumer trying to use the product. Alchemer preaches having a “Heart for Service”, but the only service they're interested in is serving the bottom line. - From a Product Development perspective, Alchemer is running waterfall. Need I say more? - Alchemer is heavy on middle management and lack of trust comes from the top down, causing micromanagement at every level of the organization. It Is required that you report on or quite literally log your time for everything you do. In addition, rather than trusting the ICs to fulfill the job they were hired to do, lack of trust prevents decisions from being made below the leadership level, inhibiting everyones ability to get their job done. Product is run by committee and the time it takes to make a decision inhibits Alchemer's ability to beat competitors to market. In addition to micromanagement, Alchemer runs the day to day of the organization by fear. Fear that you will casually be fired on Monday with 0 warning, fear of your role/responsibilities changing out from underneath you without warning, and fear that your manager or a member of leadership would casually berate you in front of your peers as if you were less than human over anything and everything based on how they were feeling that day. Alchemer is unwilling to listen, adjust, or approach problem-solving with flexibility or collaboration. Being or seeing your coworkers dismissed and berated was an every day occurrence at Alchemer. - Alchemer does not even pretend to care about DE&I outside of external optics like adjusting their logo for pride colors. The experiences my peers and I had in regards to DE&I at Alchemer are deeply traumatizing to many and border on unbelievable in 2023. - What this all means for companies that Alchemer acquires, is that they take a great product with a strong team and absolutely gut it. They kill any ounce of culture the company might have had prior, rather than trying to understand or embrace it. As for the product, they will strip it back to the bare bones and squeeze every ounce of life out of it until the margin is as high as possible and the product can exist in limbo with a skeleton crew. If you are looking to sell to Alchemer, take a hard look at what is important to you. If it's culture, quality, and delivering value for customers — Alchemer will sell you on lies and rip everything you value about your product apart in a matter of months. If the bottom line and making a profit is important to you, I would think Alchemer would be the perfect fit. That said, with an organization so willing and able to screw their own customers, I'm sure they wouldn't hesitate to screw you as well. - Benefits are sub par and their salary bands are below market average.

3.0
Jan 26, 2018

In a transition phase

Anonymous employee
Recommend
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Pros

First off, some framing. If you're comparing SurveyGizmo (SG) to a start-up, we're doing pretty well. If you're comparing SG to average enterprise-level SaaS companies with global customer bases, then we're way behind the pack. This is important, because I think SG is sometimes unfairly judged based on who we're being compared to. Bootstrapped: SG is in charge of its own fate. We can be nimble, respond to customers and competitors quickly, and define our strategic direction. And we've been profitable since year one, which not many companies can say. People (the absolute vast majority): Kind, respectful, collaborative and willing to help each other, fun, funny, smart, and endearingly quirky. The Product: Great UI, especially for its complexity. Very valuable tool across all verticals. Good selling potential. The CEO seems really skilled as a Product Manager/Owner in terms of ideas and vision, competitive positioning, etc. He knows the product intimately and can make possibilities realities. And he can be very inspiring, funny, and relatable when he's in a good mood. Equipment: MacBook Pros. Very competitive benefits package: 401k 6% match and you're fully vested on day 1. High company contribution to health insurance. 3 other insurances fully paid for by the company. Some nice perks that are expected in Boulder tech: Stocked kitchen, massage therapist giving 15-minute sessions weekly, weekly happy hour. Some above and beyond perks: We rent out one of the movie theaters where you can order dinner for Star Wars, Marvel, and the like movies from time-to-time. Some departments, Customer Support and Tech, seem to be steady and mostly satisfied. I doubt this sentiment is universal on any given day, but they seem to be the least disrupted by the transition, which makes total sense. They're still maintaining and optimizing our platform and supporting our customers regardless of what's changing elsewhere in the company.

Cons

Bootstrapped: We don't seem to have much capital at any given time. Therefore, it's probably very difficult to make long-term strategic decisions, invest in them, and follow-through. There's a very short-term focus when it comes to execution. Being visionary is great, but it's just words if it's not backed up by investment and priority. Also, there may be prohibitive incentives to take risk or reinvest in the company. The CEO does not have the CEO skillset for a company beyond a small, lifestyle company. And this is very normal. The CEOs who start companies are rarely the ones to lead in other phases, such as scaling. The problem is that, in my limited viewpoint, he doesn't realize it. Or if he does, he's not willing to transition into another role. This, above all else, will hold SG back no matter what else improves. Inconsistent CEO. He seems to be guided by his mood, so it's like an abusive partner. Is he having a good day and, therefore, will I? You just never know. And he's not consistently present. His office is upstairs at one of his other companies and, although some think it's better, the tone of a company is set by the CEO. When he comes in like a tornado and certain people and departments are targets of his frustration and then he disappears, it encourages people to keep their heads down, not rock the boat (or propose great ideas), and wait for his mood to pass. Alternatively, when he comes in and is funny, relatable, and genuinely interested, people get excited. Then, he disappears for weeks. This is unhealthy. Mostly inexperienced leadership: This is a common problem for scaling companies. You don't know what you haven't yet done and that's fair. However, SG provides little to no management training and, therefore, their gaps aren't filled in. Not engaging or trusting the leadership team consistently. Yes, some of them are inexperienced, but that doesn't mean they don't have input. And some of them have a wealth of experience and were brought into SG in 2016-17 so their experience could take the company forward. However, why is their input not asked upon consistently? They will not be able to do their best work at SG, which means they won't stay. Dysfunction: Unfortunately, some people think pivoting and changing our minds is smart and nimble and that's what makes us competitive. I agree in some cases. But too often pivoting and changing our minds is really due to dysfunction, lack of confident leadership, emotions of the day, general reactivity, or goodness knows what else and results in lost productivity, disempowerment, and demotivation. Outdated skillset: With a lack of attention on training and a lack of investment in education and best practices, in many ways the company is grossly outdated, especially operationally. We seem to define our operations by habits and behavior vs. what's most efficient and what's better. So much time is lost in the day-to-day. And there are no formal, consistent reviews. Unclear expectations: Expectations are often set in someone's mind and then not communicated. It can be very frustrating to be measured by a moving or partially covered target. If you choose to interview with SG, I recommend asking for a very clear list on how the role's success will be measured. Communication: Inefficient. Emails are far too many. Slack is not used as designed. Sharepoint is a link farm. Most communication is still face-to-face with or without all vested parties present. So, lots of time is spent catching up, making sure, reading to see what, if anything, applies to me, etc. Culture in transition: SG made a pretty big shift to being a sales-led, growth company in 2017. Any company making a shift like that will have disruption. The bad part about our disruption is that the person who was in charge of culture thought culture was about a happiness committee and happy hours. So, there's a lot of damage control in our future and it's achievable. Time will tell. Inconsistent drive of teammates: Please note these are my impressions and there's no way to tell they're accurate unless people share them directly. Some people seem to be at SG because they're loyal--whether to the CEO or their team. Loyalty is commendable, but loyalty without discernment does more harm than good. In many ways, it keeps people in bad situations and also perpetuates bad situations. Plus, who's to say the team isn't staying out of loyalty to their boss, even if it's bad for their careers or slowing down their ability to move up? Move up and out so others can advance. And advance yourself, too. Repeatable success in multiple company environments yields tremendous learnings. Some people seem to be at SG because it's comfortable and known. No judgment here. It's a fact at most places and your choices are your business. And some people seem to be at SG because they really want to affect change and help the company grow. The problem becomes: If they can't, they won't stay. If they do, then that's not their true motivation. A-players don't stay at companies that don't operate at the A-level and retain other A-players as teammates. And there are likely many other motivations others have that I didn't perceive. Vanilla office environment. Don't get me wrong. I love vanilla, but it's just okay. Nothing really memorable or inspiring, though, and greatly needs more frequent cleaning (especially in the kitchen and bathrooms throughout the work day).

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