Can't Solve All Your Problems With More Management
Pros
Free lunch on Wednesdays and weekly COVID testing.
Cons
All show, no substance. This can work when you’re a startup – cute slogans, maneuvering for glorious LinkedIn showboating, cutting corners, and convincing a due diligence team that we knew what we were doing. While I faulted them ethically, this made the acquisition happen and a spectacular payout glossed over our defects for a brief period – we drank the kool aid. Charitably speaking the defects don’t just remain, but in many ways have been greatly exacerbated. Today, the organization’s Achille’s heel is its continued obsession with a top heavy org chart. Take a peek for yourself on LI– have you seen an organization where half the company is managing or directing something? Who is doing the science? Who’s making sure the work is accomplished properly? They are keen on kneecapping rank and file researchers by lowballing potential candidates in a competitive environment, waiting for the inevitable and consequential trainwreck, and then hiring a senior managers and directors to “solve” the problem, one asinine meeting at a time. Imagine your building is on fire, but instead of calling in the fire department, the dear leaders scout out a few senior directors of fire management who insist they video call you from Florida for the next five hours. I am convinced the senior leadership hires some outside consultancy group to find new and more effective ways to be out of touch.