Patronage - knowing someone (the higher the better) gets you a job
Sycophancy - knowing how (and whose) derriere to kiss will make you safe
Technology - management lives in terror of anything invented after 1990
"Day of Learning" = pushing buttons
Benefits - no department lunches, only cheap cheese-and-cracker parties
Remove vacation time accumulation - call it "Unlimited Vacation"
Isolated Management - no idea who is in my chain of command
Buzzwords - "collaboration", "team spirit", "innovation"
Stupid Ideas - moving to Waltham w/open work area, no individual desks
Criticize Agile = Career-Limiting Behavior
Short Sprint times - day off = losing big piece of development time
Give unreachable goals so people work unpaid OT
Talent leaves, hire college grads - they're still deluded that hard work=success