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Jun 12, 2025
Recommend
CEO approval
Business Outlook
Pros
Here at Initech....I mean Fortune Brands, you can enjoy many company perks. If you are lucky enough to survive the yearly layoffs, activities such a drag queen bingo are sure to bring a smile to your face. Mr Burns....I mean Mr Fink has done a wonderful job putting iconic brands into a folder, letting go of the employees that made them iconic brands, and taking credit for all of their hard work. If you like the excitement of wondering if you're going to make the cut in the next round of layoffs, expansive DEI activities such as drag queen bingo, and working with people (until the AI takes over) that treat you like a number, this may be the place for you!
Cons
The company values profits and analytics over people.